pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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