dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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