so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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