**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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