she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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