Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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