very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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