And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We just shotgunned beers for America
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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