i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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