worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
