nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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