Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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