If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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