I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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