my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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