you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Boobs are out for the taking
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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