Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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