Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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