I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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