:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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