Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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