Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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