Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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