He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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