idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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