Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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