come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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