why didn't you poke me back
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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