I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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