how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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