you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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