Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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