my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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