spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We need to rekindle our bromance
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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