Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My cat gives me a boner
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
