stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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