There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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