Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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