Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
