Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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