absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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