If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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