I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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