Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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