btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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