He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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