you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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