yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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