this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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