im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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