Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize