I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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