i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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