i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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